Question for rat Turd

Should I continue to call you rat turd, Or would you prefer the Fallon failure? Given that you have been sooooo successful in life with your woman leaving you for a REAL MAN, and your great job there in your wonderful shit hole of a store. What does it pay again???? Minimum? Hell, my lawn boy makes better money than your fat ass. Perhaps the Fallon Fuck up is better? I mean, what woman in her right mind would let your fat slovenly ass be on top? Maybe that would work. NO WAIT! Totally inappropriate, no woman in her right mind would want to be alone in the same room as you at all, and any woman who had the misfortune of being in a room with you would rather be alone.
I'd still like more information regarding some of the shit you put on your lame assed blog, especially the 100 dumb things about you. Too bad you were too darn chickenshit to allow people to comment on your blog. True I did shut down comments for a while, but I had nothing to post, and your comments were just plain retarded. Brilliant by your standards, but retarded by anyone else's.
So let me know, Fallon Failure, or Rat Turd?