Dear Rat Turd

Dear Rat Turd, I'm not trying to shut you down, I'm just fisking you because you are such a lame assed loser. Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I enjoy reading some of the stuff on your blog, just not a lot of it. How much longer do you intend to keep me banned? It doesn't matter. I've moved and am no longer using SBC DSL. Don't forget to keep the shelves stocked tomorrow. A lot of folks will be in for those last minute items for the Christmas meal. I'd hate for your four aisle store to lose customers because you screwed up. I understand there isn't much competition there for them to go to unless they want to drive.

So again, please don't shut down your site, genuine red neck humor is hard to find.

Oh! And goodbye to Jane. Looks like she shut down Trollerama.