Moron Rat Turd.

I found a little about him on his old blog. Some of this he says he is ashamed of, if so, why did he leave it out in public?
100 things about me
This is a fun thing to do if you have too much time on your hands.
1. I am a single dad of a teenage girl. Too bad, you could have qualified for a Darwin Honorable mention.
2. I could name all the Presidents when I was 5 years old. Unfortunately, you quit learning shortly after that.
3.I have seen Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George Bush 41. SO?
4. I shook hands with Bill Clinton. I later hoped he washed his hands earlier that day. If he'd known, I'm sure he would have washed them after.
5. I lived in Germany and spoke the language between age 5 and 9. OK....
6. I only recall German Swear words. Good long term memory there Were those the things you got called?
7. I speak Spanish, but have never been south of the border. So Mexico DOES have standards!
8. I have no pets. They all run off?
9. I usually watch the same videos over and over again. And people at work tell him the same jokes over and over again too, sometimes with lengthy explainations.
10.I love Trivial Pursuit and Jeopardy. AND?
11. I married at age 25. Shotgun wedding?
12. Divorced at age 31. It took her that long to wise up?
13. Won't do that again. No women that stupid as evidenced by the beau who found a real man?
14. I have seen tornadoes. Most people who live in the Midwest have.
15. I have been in earthquakes. Every one who has lived in California has.
16. I shit my pants- usually during the quakes. Try depends.
17. If a liar was on fire, I wouldn't piss on them. And if you weren't on fire, I'm sure quite a few people would piss on you.
18. I weigh too much. Try E-X-E-R-C-I-S-E.
19. I am a stroke survivor. That happens when you don't take care of your health fat boy.
20. I graduated in the top 10 % of my H.S. Class. And you recent failures are the result of what?
21. I tried 5 times to go to college. Was your high school class a special ed one?
22. Got screwed out of it 5 times. So you being stupid is everyone else's fault?
23. I get taken advantage of easily. Trying to explain away Jane?
24. I have a long shit list of those who do that. So the fact that you are gullible is every one else's fault too?
25. I am embarrassed about 21-24 Then why did you post them?
26. I love photography. Point, click, call it art. Like the pics Jane took down from Flickr?
27. I hate photos of me. So do we.
28. I have metal in my spine. And Jell-O.
29. I have had close calls with death. Forgetting to breath doesn't count!
30. I have lived in 5 states. Paranoid delusional, obsessive compulsive, Bipolar, clinical depression and schizophrenia? Or are they dyspareunia , enuresis, antisocial personality disorder, folie à deux , and dissociative identity disorder?
31. I am a Raiders fan- deal with it. At 4-0 for the season, YOUdeal with it, we will deal with laughing at you.
32. I heard my mom and dad say "fuck" a few times. Most often when their gaze fell on you, I'm sure.
33. I couldn't believe it. Well, abortion wasn't legal back then. BTW if you were to have a few pics of your self, Planned parenthood needs a new poster child.
34. I like weight training. Your folks were into dumbbells, it rubbed off.
35. I have had 3 car accidents. You should stick with the short bus.
36. I like astronomy, not astrology. Because all the psychics say you are a retard?
37. I like to travel. Good, go.....
38. I have been to Alaska So?
39. I like watching Law and Order Again.. SO?
40. I like all types of music. Big deal?
41. I hate tattoos Why not?
42. I don't have one. We would have figured that out from reading 41.
43. I played the Clarinet in school. And the skin flute ever since.
44. I hate summer. If you don't like the heat, why are you in backwoods Nevada?
45. I like Spring and Fall. OK, so?
46. I am puzzled about people going gaga about Britney Spears. Or is it jealous that no one is gaga over you?
47. I have 2 brothers. So your parents had children that survived birth?
48. I hate it when people play on loyalty to get at you. Yet you are loyal to the kind of trash that brings that on.
49. I farted once in public, blamed it on a kid with a smelly diaper. Shame on you...
50. I like guns. But you are not competent to own any.
51. I am not a postal worker. Clean up in isle five, clean up in isle five.....
52. I have been called "complex". No, its been said you have a complex.
53. I have dated older women. As in the desperate kind?
54. One was 17 years older than me. Obviously wisdom does not come with age, or was it a blind date?
55. I am not comfortable around men. And unlucky around women.
56. I hate my name So the nick name is an improvement wouldn't you say there Rat Turd?
57. I can impersonate Ronald Reagan, Beavis & Butthead, and Marvin the Martian. Actually, Bevis and Butthead were mimicking you.
58. I can be brutally silent to those who crap on my corn flakes. Bless us with your silence. Bless the whole world.
59. I don't like the outdoors too much. The neighborhood cats try to bury you, or what?
60. I have never been arrested. Only because stupidity is not a crime.
61. I don't drink. Too bad, then you would have an excuse.
62. I don't date much anymore. We kinda figured that out.
63. I hate traitors. Yet you shook Worthless Willies hand?
64. I am related to Aaron Burr. And a host of other folks who would never claim you.
65. I knew my great grandmother. Oh really?
66. I am fascinated by people who are self assured. I'm fascinated by people who are as retarded as you and Jane.
67. I actually can't imagine it. At least you know you are a fuck up.
68. I got drunk by accident once on cough syrup. You couldn't figure out it wasn't Kool-Aid?
69. I hated it. ( It was mis-labeled ) How much do you need to drink to get drunk, and if you hated it, why did you take a second sip?
70. I am almost 40. So much for the theory of evolution.
71. I just started wearing glasses. Get big ones that hide your face.
72. I'm not wearing them now. Does that explain the punctuation errors?
73. I am an "Air Force Brat." Actually, you are a RETARDED Air Force brat.
74. I was born at Sheppard AFB Texas. Did you survive though?
75. I wanted to go into the Air Force, but failed the physical. Nothing above the shoulders? Or was it the lack of a spine?
76. I tried to become a deputy. Keystone cops here we come!
77. Didn't do well on the obstacle course. Couldn't get that tub-o-lard over the low barrier?
78. Never got over that. try going around then.
79. I like emails. We can put you on a few mailing lists.
80. I should be doing other things. Like getting exercise.
81. I am an independent thinker. No, you are just imagining that. Independent thinkers are not stuck in dead end jobs.
82. I should be eating my pizza- it's getting cold. No, you should lay off the pizza and eat healthy. On second thought, scratch that idea.
83. I nearly fell in the hole for my grandmother's coffin. Too bad, coulda save some one a butt load of money.
84. I said "Whoa, shit." Every one wonders what Grandma would have said. Probably would have embarrassed her to death.
85. I was a pallbearer for a 7 month old girl once. No comment, I'm not that mean.
86. I ran away from kindergarten. And stayed away I see.
87. I rear ended a bomb squad truck once. Cops were laughing too hard at your retarded ass to cite you too.
88. I was once pulled over at gunpoint by police in a case of mistaken identity. They realized the mistake as soon as you opened your mouth.
89. I am a Capricorn, born on Elvis' 30th birthday. He and grandma are turning cartwheels in sync.
90. I once met a 104 year old man. But does he admit to having met you?
91. I knew a German man who lost his arm fighting Patton in the Black Forest. After meeting you, he wonders how they lost.
92. I want to be more organized. You need to be smarter first.
93. I once assisted detaining arson suspects. Cruel and unusual treatment of prisoners is forbidden in the constitution.
94. My first plane flight was across the Atlantic. Too bad you came back.
95. Many of my relatives sailed on the Brooklyn from New York to San Francisco. Too bad it didn't make port further south.
96. I have visited Italy, France, Holland, Austria and other European Countries.
Reinforcing the notion of the Ugly American.
97. I sleep with a fan on, no matter what the season is. Keeps the smell down.
98. I also sleep with an oxygen mask. Same reason as above.
99. I lost my grandfather and was divorced on the same day. Smart people do what it takes to get away from you.
100. My kindergarten teacher told my parents I would either grow up to be President of the United States or head of the Mafia. She was making a joke?