Is Jane Insane?

Sunday, December 18, 2005

The Bravery Of Rat Turd

Hello Mrs. Turd. Can your little boy Rat come out to play?


Rat Turd is getting brave again and trying to insult me and GOC. Here is his latest screed for his 10 readers.

In spite of a half-assed attempt to shut my server down by a few psycho bloggers, I am still here. In fact I have more return visitors than ever.

That's because they're all coming to laugh at you and your pitiful excuse for a blog. Brave words from an asshole who has banned us. And why would we want to shut your server down? And guess what? In another week I'll have had more visitors than you have had in your entire blog's existence.

The funny thing is the 4 or 5 that tried to do that couldn’t combine enough effort to fart in a hurricane.

Ha! Ha! Funny joke Rat Turd. You should try some standup. Now you're insulting one of the big dogs. By that, I mean Acid Man . He refers to you as Desert Dingleberry.

The Atlanta Asshole, who started this feeble attempt, needs a can of compressed air for a BJ.

Geez Rat Turd, the closest you have come to a piece of ass in the last 15 years is when your finger went through the toilet paper when you were wiping your ass. Fortunately, you can always get a blowjob from Jane.

If this group were terrorists, they would get hurt trying to blow up a bus by burning their lips on the exhaust pipe.

Let's see, I'm a retired judge and GOC is a retired computer professional and we're both financially secure. What is you do again Rat Turd? You're a grocery clerk? And you're trying to make fun of us. You hear that sound Rat Turd? It's GOC, Acid Man, and me laughing at you.

I have never even spoken to these assholes, and never even posted on their blogs.

And we never commented on your blog, but for some resaon we're banned and then you wrote an insulting post about GOC. Who's the asshole here Rat Turd?

You are a coward. You are a pissant. Go hide behind your ban and go crying to your mommy (or Jane) when the rest of the blog world laughs at you. Funny that with all the people we have sent to your site, no one comments. You know why Rat Turd? It's because they are laughing too hard to type.

12 Comments:

  • Well said...

    Greg GOC reader

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, December 19, 2005 2:18:00 PM  

  • A friend introduced me to Grouchy Old Cripple a few months ago. I've been going there fairly regularly. I've found the site mostly humorous and of course the boobage has been fun.

    I've been catching bits and pieces of the Jane and Rat Turd "discussion" for a week or two, but found the "discussion" confusing. I haven't been able to find Jane and just today
    I found Rat Turd. I also visited Topeka Troll's site today to see if I could make sense of what the issue is.

    I have to agree that Rat Turd's site is not a place that I would spend much time at. I can't say anything about Jane's since I haven't seen it.

    On the other hand, I find the current events at GOC's and TT's blog's to a good example of the worst of the Blog's I have seen. I'm at a loss for how to characterize the attacks
    GOC and TT have put onto Jane and RT. And for what purpose?

    The only purpose I can see is to make themselves feel superior to Jane and RT by ranking them down. What are you guys trying to get out of this? I just don't get it! And I know what it says at the upper left corner of your site so you don't need to thru it at me here.

    GOC: You are not the only one who has been around and has a story. Frankly though, I'm not impressed by someone who has been the success you claim to be who will spend his time getting and staying involved in this Jane and RT crap.

    Topeka Troll: I look thru your nine days of effort from Dec 09 to Dec 18 and see what 9 days worth of crap looks like. I shudder to think of the type of judge you were (if you really were one).

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, December 19, 2005 8:15:00 PM  

  • My problem is I just get a kick out of bitchslapping losers like Jane and Rat Turd. The reason you can't find Jane is because she has crawled back under her rock. She is a worthless bitch who has stabbed many of her friends in the back. When her former friends respond to her vitriol she changes domains and goes underground. Rat Turd is one of Jane's current friends whom she hasn't stabbed in the back yet. He decided to take me on and put up a post about me that I fisked. He has since pulled it. I know, I should be above shit like this, but I have a mean streak and sometimes I cannot control myself.

    Believe it or not, some people enjoy watching me bitchslap losers like Rat Turd. It is great sport.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, December 19, 2005 11:06:00 PM  

  • That's impressive! A bunch of losers watching a guy who knows better while he craps on another loser. Some sport.

    Hey, by the way, who's hiding now? Or is the Topeka Troll just another place of yours where you're able to be incognito? Why didn't you let this comment post on your GOC site?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, December 20, 2005 6:59:00 AM  

  • Hey TrollBoy - oh excuse me - YOUR HONOR,

    Um - Um - Um, In case you haven't checked, you aren't getting very many comments on this site either. If you don't count Denny's and your own, you're pretty close to what Rat Turd is getting yourself.

    Ever think of writing something intelligent to attract intelligent bloggers.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, December 20, 2005 10:21:00 AM  

  • Are you kidding? This is the wittiest blog I've read in ages. We love you TT!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, December 20, 2005 12:26:00 PM  

  • Uh, Dude, I did let you post your comment on my site. The only problem is, you posted it on an unrelated post, which I pointed out. I do not delete comments. I do edit them if they are obvious trolls or do not follow the rules of my site. I'm beginning to think that you are either a troll or someone too fucking stupid to follow rules. You might even be Rat Turd. Go check it out here. BTW, I am not Topeka Troll. He comments on my site as Judge Jerry and yes, he is a retired judge. I'm a retired software engineer. You, on the other hand, sound like a loser. C'mon. Tell the truth. You're really Rat Turd, right?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, December 20, 2005 3:39:00 PM  

  • Actually Rat Turd sounds like he should be retired.... like a defective model of some useless appliance... Oh, THAT's why Jane keeps him around.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, December 20, 2005 5:13:00 PM  

  • Rat Turd has 0 comments on his whole blog...WTF??

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, December 21, 2005 4:29:00 AM  

  • Personally, I find amusement in this.

    When I can be bothered to care about Rat Turd and Jane, of course.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, December 21, 2005 7:19:00 AM  

  • Denny said...
    Uh, Dude, I did let you post your comment on my site. The only problem is, you posted it on an unrelated post, which I pointed out. I do not delete comments. I do edit them if they are obvious trolls or do not follow the rules of my site. I'm beginning to think that you are either a troll or someone too fucking stupid to follow rules. You might even be Rat Turd. Go check it out here. BTW, I am not Topeka Troll. He comments on my site as Judge Jerry and yes, he is a retired judge. I'm a retired software engineer. You, on the other hand, sound like a loser. C'mon. Tell the truth. You're really Rat Turd, right?


    anonynmous says:

    When I leave a site I have been frequenting, I like to give the reason(s) I am leaving so there are no misunderstandings:

    Sorry to disappoint you Topek…Uh .. Denny…I am most certainly not Rat Turd or Jane or anybody else you might think you know. I’m just a person who pokes around on the internet looking for a place I can rely on to find humor, intellectual stimulation, information, and a focused presentation. I do not enjoy sites that are mean spirited in any way. There is just too much of that around in too many places these days. I used to enjoy SondraK but left for reasons that I don’t remember. Well that’s not true apparently…I just remembered why. Your site seemed to be similar in content to what I liked about hers, and so after a few visits, I put GOC in my favorites.

    You may think it’s a lot of fun to “bitchslap” someone just because it amuses you. Frankly, it seems to me that you have some things to figure out about yourself yet. Your inability to just walk away from Rat Turd and/or Jane is something you might try and understand. Why is it you can not just drop it and go on to something positive? All this name calling and swearing is childish … the whole bunch of you. .And you’re attempts at fisking (especially you Topeka(Denny)) are pretty lame. But I suppose you're proud of them ... and that's OK.

    I have spent way too much time with all of this already, but I wanted to understand my reasoning for leaving, as well to make sure I was clear on the facts as I perceive them. So I’ve invested about a day on this all told and I don’t mind. While my time is valuable to me, when I reach the decision to depart I make sure I understand (have learned something about myself and/or others) about what I’m doing. One thing I learned a while back is that when a site or Blog owner resorts to name calling its usually gonna be time to go soon. It’s just not what I am looking for in a place to spend my time.

    Oh, by the way, you said that Topeka Troll is really judgejerry who posts on GOC. Funny thing…although I found a lot of posts from TopekaTroll on his own site, I haven’t seen any of his on yours. Likewise, I haven’t seen any posts on GOC from judgejerry for about the same length of time that Topeka Troll has been busy bitchslapping Rat Turd and Jane. Just something I noticed. Heh!

    So…bye.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, December 21, 2005 7:31:00 AM  

  • ???

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, December 21, 2005 12:38:00 PM  



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