Is Jane Insane?

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Christmas Spirit

I'm just wondering that because Christmas is approaching maybe I should wait until after Christmas before I start in on Jane again. Just think how you would feel if you had no friends except for a few losers like Rat Turd and no real family to speak of. She's all alone with her two cats. She's working a deadend job at Taco Bell. Life must really suck for her. She's afraid to start up a new public blog because she's made so many enemies in the blogosphere, that when she does, we'll drive her back under her rock. She's had a shitty past, a shitty present and she's gonna have a shitty future. Plus she's ugly. She likes to play the victim and wallow in self pity. Christmas must be about the worst time of the year for her. It's a good thing she lives in Spokane instead of Seattle. Seattle has the highest per capita suicide rate in the country.

Should I take pity on her miserable existence and leave her alone until after Christmas or not? A thought to ponder.

posted by Topeka Troll at 3:48 PM

8 Comments:

  • Magic Eight Ball Yoda says "YOU NEED TO KEEP AT IT, BROTHER". Funny, that side never came up before. Guess he's been saving it for a special occasion....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sunday, December 18, 2005 12:36:00 AM  

  • Look at it this way. Would SHE let up on someone else just because it was the Christmas season?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sunday, December 18, 2005 1:50:00 AM  

  • That's all she has: bitterness and vitriol. And she has to live with herself. I see that Rat Turd tried to insult GOC and me on his site and accused us of trying to shut his server down. Doesn't he have a high opinion of himself? We're just sending people over to laugh at him and are they ever laughing.

    By Blogger Topeka Troll, at Sunday, December 18, 2005 4:02:00 PM  

  • I've seen her tits. She's posted them on her blog before in a feeble attempt to garner readership. And while they aren't fat (they're actually pretty small and triangular) they are in fact, flaccid. And droopy. Just kind of gross.

    If a girl posting naked tit pictures can't get her readership where she wants it to be, there's obviously a problem.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, December 20, 2005 1:36:00 PM  

  • The problem is, once she gets her readership up, she pisses someone off who starts flaming her and then she runs off and hides under her rock. Since I've known her, she has had five different domains. Topeka Troll, Rue, and I are waiting for her to resurface so we can drive her back underground. It's almos as fun as playing Whack a Troll.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, December 20, 2005 3:43:00 PM  

  • And while they aren't fat (they're actually pretty small and triangular) they are in fact, flaccid. And droopy.

    She should have at least used a body double. Flaccid... droopy... and I read somewhere that they were described as 'spilling into her armpits' when she was posing lying down. Bah-ha-ha!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, December 20, 2005 5:18:00 PM  

  • Sometime in the near future they will be posted here or over at my site but it will be after Christmas. No sense messing up someone's holiday. I'd hate to have someone view them on a full stomach.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, December 20, 2005 9:59:00 PM  

  • Should I wear 3D glasses?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, December 21, 2005 12:40:00 PM  



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