Happy New Year Losers!
Dear Rat Turd and Jane,
I want to wish you both a Happy New Year.
Rat Turd - I hope you don't have to work to late at the store tonight.
Jane - I hope you get off of your job at Taco Bell at a decent hour. It doesn't really matter though, since you don't have a date or anyplace to go tonight. You've still got Ricky and LT.
I'm looking forward to annoying you both next year.
I want to wish you both a Happy New Year.
Rat Turd - I hope you don't have to work to late at the store tonight.
Jane - I hope you get off of your job at Taco Bell at a decent hour. It doesn't really matter though, since you don't have a date or anyplace to go tonight. You've still got Ricky and LT.
I'm looking forward to annoying you both next year.

28 Comments:
Rat turd's hovel:
ip24-251-140-246.ph.ph.cox.net (24.251.140.246)
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Anonymous, at Thursday, January 05, 2006 2:58:00 PM
Hey turd, come out and plaaaaayyyyyyyy
Returning Visits:
Location:
Hostname:
Entry Page:
Exit Page:
Referring URL: 0
Arizona, Chandler, United States
ip24-251-140-246.ph.ph.cox.net (24.251.140.246)
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Anonymous, at Friday, January 06, 2006 7:40:00 AM
Hey Denny,
I've got a sitemeter report from the "IsJaneInsane" blogspot.
It seems "Topeka Troll" posted a comment at (2:33pm cst) on December 31 2005. But according to the sitemeter report the only person around at that time was Grouchy Old Cripple:
"Time of visit: Dec 31 2005 2:31:57 pm
Last Page View: Dec 31 2005 2:37:52 pm"
So it seems that GrouchyOldCripple = TopekaTroll is a valid statement. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Well, Denny maybe you should be the second AOTW winner.
Might I suggest your site be renamed to:
Grouchy Old Cripple and Liar and Have a nice day!
If you'd like I could post the sitemeter report here for all your friends to see.
Posted by Dave at January 6, 2006 10:05 PM
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Anonymous, at Friday, January 06, 2006 9:46:00 PM
Dave - I thought you weren't coming back? Typical troll. Topeka Troll is moving and he asked me to post that for him which I did. But, if you want to believe that he and I are the same person, go ahead. Believe in the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus as well.
Why would I want to create another site, that gets minimal traffic, to bash Jane and Rat Turd, when I could do it from my site?
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Anonymous, at Friday, January 06, 2006 10:16:00 PM
Hey Denny,
Do you still have that bridge for sale that you mentioned a while back?
I don't know why you " would want to create another site, that gets minimal traffic, to bash Jane and Rat Turd, when I could do it from my site? "
Maybe because you're afraid you would lose customers if they saw you doing this on your site? Maybe because you're not too bright? How the hell do I know? But I know you are the Topeka Troll and so do some others I'm aware of.
Denny, you're exposing yourself right here, right now...Ha! Ha! Ha!
And you think DR is lame? Who is the Lamer Denny?
Talk to you later ... er Topeka ... er Denny... er whoever you are!
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Anonymous, at Sunday, January 08, 2006 9:13:00 AM
Hey Denny,
Here is that Sitemeter report I mentioned. You can tell your friends its here now. Don't forget to explain to them that it wasn't really you posting...well not really on your behalf...you really were just doing "Topeka Troll" a favor by posting a slam on RT and Jane on New Year's Eve. What a putz! Maybe they will believe Denny and the TopekaTroll are two different people, but you and I know the truth. You remember what truth is don't you D/TT?
Domain Name: Level3.net
IP Address: 4.156.126# (Level 3 Communications)
ISP: Level 3 Communications
Location: North America
United States
Georgia
Acworth
Language: English(United States)
Oper.System: Microsoft WinXP
Browser: FireFox
Javascript: version 1.5
Monitor: Resolution 1152 x 864
Time of visit: Dec31 2005 2:31:57 pm
LastPageView: Dec 31 2005 2:37:52 pm
Visit Length: 5 minutes 55 seconds
Page Views: 3
Referring URL: http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/
VisitEntryPage: http://www.isjaneinsane.blogspot.com/
VisitExitPage: http://www.isjaneinsane.blogspot.com/
Time Zone: UTC-5:00
EST - Eastern Standard
EDT - Eastern Daylight Saving
Visitors Time: Dec31 2005 3:31:57 pm
Visit Number: 6,469
Regards
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Anonymous, at Sunday, January 08, 2006 8:59:00 PM
I meant to say that Jane (and assorted sock puppets) is crap because she thinks she can prove stuff with sitemeter.
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Anonymous, at Monday, January 09, 2006 12:54:00 PM
Shame that sitemeter can't fix her tits...
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Anonymous, at Monday, January 09, 2006 3:30:00 PM
rotflmao!
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Anonymous, at Monday, January 09, 2006 3:42:00 PM
Denny believed it enough to make up his lame excuse of posting for "Topeka Troll". See the comment "denny said..." above.
I guess that means denny must only half a brain then. Who'd of thunk?
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Anonymous, at Monday, January 09, 2006 6:28:00 PM
One sitemeter report? Is that what you're basing your assumptions on? Come on...I could believe it if there were multiple reports, not just one. And if that was the case, how come SaggyTitJane labeled JudgeJerry the Topeka Troll? Could it be that his IP was from Kansas? And Denny is in GA. Hmmm...my conclusion is: You're a Dildo. Come up with something a bit more concrete. Oh, that's right, you can't. You have about as much skill as Jane, and that's pretty minimal. It takes a fuckin' monkey about 3 seconds to figure out how to use SiteMeter, which is probably why the two of you use it. Get stuffed, loser. The lame one here is YOU.
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Anonymous, at Wednesday, January 11, 2006 7:55:00 AM
I think the Desert Dingleberry's moobs would probably be comparable to the sacks of flabby meat attached to Jane's chest. Maybe that's why his ex-girlfriend left him for "a real man". Poor DD, all you have are your man-teats to play with, since you probably couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of $50's. Women think a man working at the local FoodMart is real sexy. Just pimp out your 86 Honda, move out of Mommy's basement, and grow a dick and you might have a shot at GutterSkank Jane. Until then, have fun playing Everquest and engaging in Hand-to-Gland combat to Hentai.
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Anonymous, at Wednesday, January 11, 2006 8:06:00 AM
Wow, I feel so insulted. Not really.
Now the big question here is why? Why would Denny go through all that trouble when this site has way less traffic than GOC central? OK, Denny uses dial-up. Didn't know, didn't care, but OK. He could accomplish the same thing with an IP masker by using the same proxy every time. He could also use a masker to access your site (from which you banned him) if he really wanted to. Sure, you knew that already though, didn't you 1337-boy? Of course, yes, he could set up an account with an ISP in Topeka, but in my mind that's just way too much bullshit to go through for the likes of two sacks of pigshit like you and Jane. You have such delusions of grandeur if you really believe he would go through all that trouble just to get at you. So when I have questions about how to use SiteMeter (since I haven't figgered it out yet...right), do I ask you, Jane, or whoever she's sucking off to get the answers?
Just remember, all the crack I buy isn't for personal consumption. It's really for your fatass mom. She could stand to lose a couple of pounds. It's not the mumu that she's busting the seams on that makes her look fat, it's all the cellulite on her ass and thighs that does. Looks like she got hit in the back of the legs with a sack of nickels.
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Anonymous, at Thursday, January 12, 2006 8:18:00 AM
Don't forget thos fugly tits...UGH!
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Anonymous, at Thursday, January 12, 2006 11:42:00 AM
You know, after working with computers for the last 16 years, I've learned quite a bit. The majority of it has been self-taught. Now I've never had the need to actually use a masker, so maybe you're right...in that respect I may be a bit ignorant. But it's amazing what one can learn if one knows how to properly use a search engine. And more than just for "I wanna see my nebbor neked" or "little boys blowing 41 year old potbellied balding grocery clerks", whereas someone like you would be more inclined to do so.
You make a lot of homosexual references toward me. Why is that? You still in the closet? Haven't yet come to grips with your latent homosexuality? Hmmm...an analysis of your name might tell us what we need to know. Desert Rasberry. Translation: a fruit in the desert. Yup, sounds pretty homo to me. Why not just change it to Priscilla, Queen of the Desert? At least then it would be a bit more obvious. I don't hate you for being gay, that's your choice if you want to try to find love in another man's hairy asshole. Just don't misdirect your anger and self-loathing toward others. It's not healthy.
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Anonymous, at Friday, January 13, 2006 6:11:00 AM
Best staple yourself into your chair, meat...I'm about to lay a skull-fuckin' on you. Better yet, you might want to bring your daughter into the room so she can explain this stuff to you, since your reading comprehension level is about that of a 6 year old. Provided that she's not half as much of a fuckwit as you.
Let's start with some definitions. Though I've condensed them, you can find the full definitions at http://www.m-w.com/ (that's the Merriam-Webster Dictionary). Just so you don't think I'm pulling this out of my head, or my ass, or wherever you fantasize about me sticking things in and pulling them out.
1. ignorant: Pronunciation: 'ig-n(&-)r&nt
Function: adjective
1 a: lacking knowledge or comprehension of the thing specified
2: UNAWARE, UNINFORMED
synonyms IGNORANT, ILLITERATE, UNLETTERED, UNTUTORED, UNLEARNED mean not having knowledge. IGNORANT may imply a general condition or it may apply to lack of knowledge or awareness of a particular thing.
2. dumb: 6 a: lacking intelligence b: showing a lack of intelligence c: requiring no intelligence
7 : not having the capability to process data.
3. stupid: 1 a: slow of mind b: given to unintelligent decisions or acts; acting in an unintelligent or careless manner c: lacking intelligence or reason
3: marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting
4 a: lacking interest or point.
So let's recap, shall we? Like a scrotum, here it is in a nutshell.
ignorant: lacking knowledge of a specific thing Me.
dumb: lacking the faculties to obtain knowledge. You. This explains why you sit in your chair claiming you know everything, when in reality you know dick.
stupid: lacking interest or point. Pretty much sums up desert-raspberry.
Now on to the subject of IP maskers.
Primarily IP maskers are for surfing the net anonymously. "Anonymous Surfing hides your IP address so online snoops are unable to track the sites you visit and build profiles on your Internet activities. By redirecting your Web traffic through our secure servers, your online identity is protected. Additionally, Anonymous Surfing also protects you from inadvertently visiting Web sites that are known to be phishing, pharming, or spyware sites" (from http://www.anonymizer.com). "Anonymous (real anonymous!) proxy servers don't transfer the information about the IP-address of the client, and thus effectively hide the information about you and your surfing interests. Besides that, some proxy servers can also hide the very fact that you are surfing through a proxy server! Anonymous proxies can be used for all kinds of Web-services. The Proxy information can automatically be exported to the Proxy Analyzer component within SurfAnonymous to be analyzed for functionality, speed, location and anonymity by clicking Export To -> Proxy Analyzer. With Proxy Analyzer you can:
- Check if the proxy is anonymous or not.
- Check SOCKS Proxies ( SOCKS4 , SOCKS5 ).
- Check if the proxy support SMTP or not.
- Display the response time (Speed).
- Tests proxies for HTTP and Secure HTTP (SSL): HTTPS support.
- Use multithreading to check your Proxy list faster
- Find the location of the proxies. Like...Topeka?
- Resolve the IP Address of the Proxy to Host Name.
The Proxy information can automatically be exported to the Proxy Pool component within Surf Anonymous to be used by your Browser, MSN, Kazaa, OutLook ..etc" (from http://www.sa6ry.com/surfanonymous/faq/)
All emphasis added was mine, by the way. And let's not forget about good old PC Anywhere. So if I wanted to, I could dial into Denny's computer, dial his ISP and update GOC from Atlanta and never leave my chair in the Central Time Zone. And he could watch me moving his mouse around. Isn't that convenient and fun?
I stated earlier that I've never had the need for a masker. I also said I might be ignorant about a subject, not dumb nor an idiot. Reading Comprehension, work on it. And what exactly have I been wrong about? I presented an idea, which you dismissed due to ignorance, then refused to learn anything about the subject. Dumbass. Just like your brother Ted "the Swimmer" Kennedy, you have a whole slew of shit coming out of your suck-hole, with nothing to back it up. I've provided you with the capabilities listed on the different websites, and all you've done is somehow manage to pull a single SiteMeter report out of Jane's stanky meat-wallet. I'm impressed. You're a real 1337 h4x0r. The last 2 sentences were pure sarcasm if you didn't pick that up.
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Anonymous, at Saturday, January 14, 2006 1:02:00 AM
Jeomomma - Great smackdown! Like I said at my site, why would I go to all this trouble? Also, why would I use Blowspot? And I certainly would never have comments that I couldn't edit.
My forte at IBM was MVS and VM. I don't know enough about the internet to use IP masking or any of the other stuff you talk about. Thru Earthlink, I have a static IP address. When I'm banned, I'm banned. At his old house, Topeka Troll's ISP had dymnamic IP which is why Rat Turd and Jane had to ban multiple IP's. Last I heard he hadn't had internet capability at his new house. He gave me the keys to this site and I made the last two posts for him. So Dave was right about that. That's the only thing he has been right about. I'm surprised Rexie isn't trolling over here.
One more thing Davie, I didn't post thru Grouchy Old Cripple so that info was bogus. Even I know enough about the internet to know that. What that was was someone clicking on the link on my site to get to this site.
You made Asshole Of The Week on my site. You've had your 15 minutes of fame. Now crawl back under your rock
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Anonymous, at Saturday, January 14, 2006 11:45:00 AM
Joemomma and denny,
I'll answer both of your comments in one posting:
Joemomma: Wow ... I'm impressed at you're ability to cut and paste off the internet.
Joemomma said:"...So if I wanted to, I could dial into Denny's computer, dial his ISP and update GOC from Atlanta and never leave my chair in the Central Time Zone. And he could watch me moving his mouse around. Isn't that onvenient and fun?"
If denny allowed you to do that, he deserves what he gets.
Denny said: "...What that was was someone clicking on the link on my site to get to this site."
...Yeah Right ...at exactly the same time you posted for "Topeka Troll" ...Right.
Denny said: "You made Asshole Of The Week on my site."
Yay for me!
Denny said: "...You've had your 15 minutes of fame."
Denny, you have seriously misjudged me if you think I came here looking for fame. It has always been the crudeness of the posts you allow and encourage on GOC that bothers me. When I get interested in finding fame I damn sure won't come looking here.
Denny said: "...Now crawl back under your rock."
Well, I will be leaving denny... my work here is done. Any more time spent here is wasted. Yes, denny, its true. You have chased me away.
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Anonymous, at Saturday, January 14, 2006 8:10:00 PM
Did I say fugly, deformed, tits?
Here is a pic of rat turd..
http://www.excitementmachine.org/contest/gregstadnyk-dickhead.jpg
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Anonymous, at Monday, January 16, 2006 2:01:00 PM
Dave has promised to leave my site and never come back. He lied. I think I've got it wrong. I think Dave is Rat Turd and Rex is Jane. They're both losers.
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Anonymous, at Tuesday, January 17, 2006 9:41:00 PM
Wow, I am so glad I found your blog about AT&T high speed Internet! I thought AT&T high speed Internet wasn't available here until I read this post the whole way through! Thanks again Topeka Troll!
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Anonymous, at Friday, January 27, 2006 11:55:00 AM
Wow, this all seems to have come to a quick stop.
Oh well.
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Anonymous, at Wednesday, February 01, 2006 6:36:00 PM
Hi, Topeka Troll, do you know where I can order Verison dsl or atleast find out if Verison dsl is available in my area? Thanks
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Anonymous, at Friday, February 03, 2006 5:09:00 PM
Verizon is spelled with a z, dumbass. If your going to give me a spoof name at least spell it right.
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Anonymous, at Sunday, February 05, 2006 12:44:00 PM
If your not going to update this page, delete it.
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Anonymous, at Sunday, February 05, 2006 12:46:00 PM
Troll=Jane fubar loser.
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Anonymous, at Friday, February 10, 2006 3:01:00 AM
joemomma=desertdingleberry=jane=nastytits
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Anonymous, at Thursday, February 16, 2006 7:36:00 AM
Since you don't have the brains to come up with a moniker, I'll address you as anonymous #48. Don't ever group me in with SuperSkank or the Little Round Mound of Sound. Apparently you can't read either since you didn't see where I laid the smackdown on the desert dingleberry's candy ass and sent him packing sand back to the rock he and Jane were hiding under.
As for you, Brokeback Raspberry, are you still trying to claim you know so much about computers when I already showed you that you know diddley-squat? Tell you what, why don't you cite a source that corroborates your statement about AOL and I might be inclined to believe you (but I will fact-check). Or did you pull it out of the air after another stroke-induced coma? Yeah, you're a stroke survivor...every night you survive about 200-300 strokes while you look at gay kiddie porn. If you truly did survive a stroke, I'm sorry. Just have another piece of pizza, and make sure they put extra cheese and bacon on it and butter the crust real good for you.
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Anonymous, at Friday, February 17, 2006 8:07:00 AM
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