Is Jane Insane?

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

More on Jane.

Since she has gone to ground. I'm not getting much new material, so for fun, I'm going to list the known facts regarding Jane.

1. Cat lover. Perhaps her only redeeming trait.
2. Bush hater, straight from her profile. Another stuck on stupid, left of Michael Moore type?
3. Has some computer skills. Big deal, so do most teenagers. At sixteen, my daughter could do stuff on a computer that baffled the instructors.
4. Age 39
5. Birthday 30 April
6. And speaking of kids, does Jane have any? Being 39, any children should be late teens at the oldest. Most bloggers with kids mention them regularly. I've even mentioned mine here, and this blog isn't about me.
7. Previous job was menial labor in a department store, near minimum wage. No Job Skills?
8. Moved several times, Reno NV, San Mateo Ca, Burlingame Ca, Tucson AZ.
9. Divorced at least twice.
10. Title of Blog: happilyneverafter. Doesn't that sound like someone with serious issues regarding their past? I've heard of buyers remorse, this might be sellers remorse. I know my exwife got ripped after she found out I'd remarried, and when bawling to several of my friends. Is Jane suffering the same? or does she have something else in her past she deeply regrets?
11. Her screen name: Shizgirl. Sounds like a low opinion of herself, but no lower than anyone else apparently.
12. Her description of her postings : Upchucked. Vomit! Incidentally, one of her photos is a pile of vomit. She apparently places little values on her own opinions, and I'd say for good reason.
13. In one of her archived postings, she was ranting about someone from the San Mateo area who logged on and just sat for several hours. She went off about this person, claiming it was her exbrotherinlaw. She said he was a real bastard, but that his wife was a nice person. Is it just possible that some Schmuk logged on, and then got called away from the computer? That happens to me all the time. From this we can gather that she spends a lot of time checking her site meter.
14. She hates Michael Jackass. WOW, a second redeeming trait. She finds child molestation deplorable. I guess she's not as in touch with her liberal side as we thought. (JUST MORE IN TOUCH WITH IT THAN SHE IS WITH REALITY.)
15. She also regularly rants about various Follyweird types. Interesting that she takes shots like that at her party's spokes perverts.
16. Interestingly, if you check some of Janes various postings, one place she tells us she hates men, but on her devian art profile she says her favorite skin is foreskin. makes me wonder what she did there in Reno.

This post is a work in progress, more to follow.

5 Comments:

  • Hey Joycii, Its a long story. Its my blog though so too bad.

    By Blogger Topeka Troll, at Wednesday, November 23, 2005 7:55:00 AM  

  • Actually Jane has failed at marriage twice. She claims to be a moderate, but is a flaming liberal. What else would you expect from someone who is 39 years old and the best job she can get is working at Macys and cannot even handle that?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, November 23, 2005 8:06:00 PM  

  • Thank God you have none. That might qualify you for a darwin award.

    By Blogger Topeka Troll, at Sunday, November 27, 2005 3:28:00 PM  

  • jane - It's the other way around. I never found a woman good enough for me and now I'm a crusty old bachelor with a lot of money, a nice house, three cars, a nice wine collection living the good life. Where will you be when you're 59? Still working deadend jobs looking forward to your tiny Social Security check thankful for snotty rich fucks like me for paying the taxes to help support losers like you.

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