The post that started it all

To the Topeka Troll®:
1. No, I didn’t have a job interview yesterday. I sat on the couch and compulsively masturbated in front of Lifetime television.
Now that I can believe considering how you react to people
2. Just kidding. It’s really none of your fucking business what I did.
Well, gee, sorry I wished you well in your job search. BTW how is it going? Have you tried Walmart?
3. You can’t post here anymore. You must feel terribly impotent now.
Har Har Har. Big deal! You didn't publish what I sent anyway. Why not? too stuck in your own little insecure world there Ms Bandrowski?
To the Weepy Pregnant Lady who is whining about me on her blog:
1. I don’t owe you anything.
Except that you are a leech on society.
2. Why do you read here?
Jane if you are that insecure, don't post on the net. keep your diary under your bed.
3. Get on with your life. Don’t you have enough to think about presently?
Me thinks that its YOU who hasn't got enough to do. Face it Jane, you make great entertainment fodder.
To my Typography instructor:
1. Thanks for the shortened deadline.
What, can't handle change?
2. You’re a bitch.
And what exactly are you? A crybaby? Oh wait, you're a bitch too.
3. I hope you catch some painful disease while visiting Montreal.
Nice to see all that liberal love pouring out there, Jane.
To all:
1. I bought a Mac PowerBook through school. (Translation: financed with your tax dollars)
2. I’ll be selling my two Windows machines: a Dell desktop and a Toshiba laptop.
Five dollars, now ten five now ten, do I hear five? now seven fifty.......
3. E-mail me if interested.
And the address is? (don't bother, I don't need the viruses)

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