Have some fun with Jane

When you go to her site and get her log in screen, enter "Topeka troll" and any password. Also put in Judgejerry and any password. Go back later and see if she blocks your address. She has crawled back into her hole, now lets see her pull it in after her.
The last time I had this much fun, they threatened to fire me. Of course, during the 17 years I worked at the place, they threatened to fire me for pranks about every other month.
See the contrast there Jane? When you are competent at your job, they put up with a little BS as long as you are good at what you do and are of value to the organization.

Thats what you have failed to learn from your time at Macy's. Be of value. Be the kind of employee that they want to have arround.

I was back to my old employer and was greeted with " Wow! Are you back to work?"

"No, just visiting."

" Too bad, we miss you. The guys they got in to replace you don't cut it."